When Netanyahu recently paid an impromptu visit to Moscow I immediately thought if ever I could be a fly on a Kremlin wall.
In fact, Israel feels so sorry for these deaf, dumb & blind mass-murderers, they take all their injured soldiers & treat them in Israeli hospitals! Don’t believe me. Well, when an Israeli spokesman knew he was cornered on this, he conceded –
“Yes. We are doing this but only for humanitarian reasons.”
Aaaaahhhh that’s nice. Now the Israelis will have us believe they’re softies. I’m touched! Don’t believe me –
Anyway, when Netanyahu got his knickers in a twist & went to Moscow I wrote a piece & basically said –
1) Netanyahu is seriously pissed off because Putin had seized the initiative. He would help Assad by REALLY fighting ISIS.
2) As a result Obama & Cameron couldn’t say a word. Nor could the media. I mentioned the incredible irony – the entire Corporate media accused Russia of invading Ukraine when it was a complete & utter nonsense yet when they’re in Syria & not trying to hide it – NO ONE SAYS A WORD!
3) Being a law unto itself though Netanyahu can do as he pleases because the media will always lie for Israel. From the jump I said – whatever the media tells us about this visit –
IS ONE, BIG, MASSIVE PORKIE!
The one big massive porkie this time around was that Israel was worried about the threat of Hezbollah becoming a threat to Israel & all the rest of that bollocks.……… Always Israel under threat when everyone else is getting ten tons of shit kicked out of them – YEAH RIGHT!
4) I pointed out what the media wasn’t saying. What’s Israel got to do with Syria Isn’t it the US & the UK that wanted regime change? How come the US & UK weren’t running to Moscow? Why’s Netanyahu sticking his big nose in? Do you catch my drift? Just in case you haven’t – if you don’t by now know that the US & UK are Occupied Territories of Israel then you have the brains of a rocking horse.
Putin Proves it in Syria: The US No Longer Runs the World –
Anyway I received loads of messages & comments with people wondering what actually occurred between Putin & Netanyahu. So I believe it went something like this –
HEY NUTTY. HOW YA DOING? WHAT’S UP MATE?
Smiling to the camera as he shakes Netanyahu’s hand. Netanyahu with a great, big grin over his boat –
SHUT IT YOU SOVIET SHIT!
COME NOW NUTTY. BE NICE COMRADE! LET’S GO WHERE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS.
YOU BASTARD. YOU SLIMY, COMMIE BASTARD. WHAT’S YOUR GAME?
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WANTED EVERYONE TO BE FIGHTING TERRORISM? I THOUGHT YOU’D BE HAPPY.
HAPPY? DON’T TAKE THE PISS. YOU’VE SCREWED UP ALL OUR PLANS & YOU BLOODY WELL KNOW IT!
LOOK NUTTY. WE JUST WANT TO SHOW THE YANKS & THEIR ARSE-LICKING POODLES IN THE UK HOW TO REALLY FIGHT TERRORIST SCUM LIKE ISIS & YOU KNOW WHAT? WE’RE GOING TO MAKE THAT MOB WANT TO BELIEVE IN ANOTHER RELIGION BY THE TIME WE’RE FINISHED WITH THEM.
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT US BY THE BOLLOCKS EH? WELL YOU MIGHT HAVE THIS TIME AROUND BUT WE DON’T FORGET. WE SCREWED YOU GOOD & PROPER IN 1917. WE’LL DO IT AGAIN. IN THE END, WE ALWAYS GET OUR WAY.
LOOK PAL. WHAT DO YOU THINK? WE’RE JUST GOING TO LET YOU TAKE CONTROL OF THE WHOLE MIDDLE EAST, JUST LIKE THAT? DON’T YOU THINK WE KNOW YOU DID 9/11 & THIS IS ALL PART OF THE ODED YINON PLAN TO CREATE GREATER ISRAEL?
YEAH. I KNOW THAT & YOU LOT ARE BEING FOUND OUT BIG TIME. THAT’S WHY YOU WANT TO PULL THE PLUG ON THE INTERNET BUT THE CAT’S OUT THE BAG NUTTY. PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP FAST. ONLY IDIOTS BELIEVE WHAT THE WESTERN MEDIA SAYS ANY MORE. YOU’VE SHOT YOUR BOLT PAL.
AND I TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE – IF YOU LOT TRY ANYTHING FUNNY LIKE MAKE OUT WE’VE ATTACKED ISRAEL IN SOME SORT OF FALSE FLAG TO TRY & GET AMERICA INVOLVED, I’VE ALREADY HAD WORDS WITH OBAMA. I’VE GIVEN HIM MY WORD WE WILL ONLY ATTACK ISRAELI FORCES IF THEY ATTACK US. WE HAVE NO INTENTION OF DOING ANYTHING BUT NEUTRALISE ISIS. GOT THAT SHITHEAD? DON’T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY BECAUSE IF EVER NUKES ARE BROUGHT INTO THE EQUATION WE WILL MAKE SURE YOU LOT GET IT FIRST. THAT’S A CAST-IRON CERTAINTY!
NOW YOU SAID YOUR PIECE? RIGHT. GET YOUR SORRY ARSE OUT OF MY FACE RIGHT NOW & GET THIS INTO THAT THICK, STUPID HEAD OF YOURS – JUST TO LET YOU KNOW FROM THE HORSES MOUTH, CHINA INTENDS TO BACK US UP ALL THE WAY. WITH SYRIA WE’RE TAKING OVER NOW & THERE AIN’T NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! YOU MESS WITH US & I GUARANTEE, WE’LL CAP YOUR SORRY ARSE. YOU TELL THE YANKS THAT TOO! NOW PISS OFF BACK TO TEL AVIV!
Chinese Warship & Military Personnel Expected to Arrive in Syria
WELL THAT’S WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF I WAS THE RUSSIAN LEADER! But do not underestimate Putin. He’s a smooth operator as is Lavrov, way too good for the garbage we have. I’d like to bet every penny I have Netanyahu’s conversation with Putin was a lot closer to my version than anything said in the media